Astrid Parker Doesn’t Fail is a witty, sapphic, enemies to lovers, romance about an interior designer but with no blueprints for love. Iris Kelly Doesn’t Date is a fake dating, contemporary, queer, romance. Iris finds herself at a bar in Portland and meets a sexy stranger named Stefania, with the hopes of getting lucky Iris has a night of dancing and make outs that eventually turns into the worst one-night stand ever!