Monster Brides
Hooking Captain Teeth
by Marilyn Barr
Captain Teeth
Orders—giving them, writing them, signing for them, and taking them—fill a Captain's life. I miss the days when I climbed under skirts while on land and climbed the ratlines after we weighed anchor. The black spot on my pirate heart is due to my failure to find my lady love despite scouring the Caribbean for years. I've watched me hearties fall in love and drop from the sweet trade like flies, but this voyage to drop off my Quartermaster with his new bride in Mexico may break me…
Sabrina
Why shouldn't I partake in the fancies of the human world when I sprout legs once a month? Swilling rum, dancing on tables, singing bawdy songs, and sampling every scallywag who catches my eye is harmless fun. I tell myself my behavior is entertainment…not to forget my soulmate who abandoned me five years ago at Maude's Tavern. After a night of passion, he flipped a doubloon onto the sheets and sailed away. I can't believe the scrouge of the seven seas mistook his lady love for a common strumpet! My kind mates for life so if I ever see him again, I'll sink him and his ship. Nobody humiliates a Kraken.
Hooking Captain Teeth is an enemies-to-lovers, monster brides romance set in 1725, filled with pirate lingo and consensual spicy scenes between a pudding-headed human and his sea monster. This standalone romance is a spin-off of the Walk the Walk trilogy and a follow-up to Quartermaster of the Mortar & Pestle series.
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Captain Teeth Orders—giving them, writing them, signing for them, and taking them—fill a Captain's life. I miss the days when I climbed under skirts while on land and climbed the ratlines after we weighed anchor. The black spot on my pirate heart is due to my failure to find my lady love despite scouring the Caribbean for years. I've watched me hearties fall in love and drop from the sweet trade like flies, but this voyage to drop off my Quartermaster with his new bride in Mexico may break me… Sabrina Why shouldn't I partake in the fancies of the human world when I sprout legs once a month? Swilling rum, dancing on tables, singing bawdy songs, and sampling every scallywag who catches my eye is harmless fun. I tell myself my behavior is entertainment…not to forget my soulmate who abandoned me five years ago at Maude's Tavern. After a night of passion, he flipped a doubloon onto the sheets and sailed away. I can't believe the scrouge of the seven seas mistook his lady love for a common strumpet! My kind mates for life so if I ever see him again, I'll sink him and his ship. Nobody humiliates a Kraken. Hooking Captain Teeth is an enemies-to-lovers, monster brides romance set in 1725, filled with pirate lingo and consensual spicy scenes between a pudding-headed human and his sea monster. This standalone romance is a spin-off of the Walk the Walk trilogy and a follow-up to Quartermaster of the Mortar & Pestle series.