John Scalzi visits the universe of the novel The Android's Dream for this short story, featuring character Judge Nugan Bufan Sn, a brilliant alien jurist whose misanthropy and lack of social graces is matched only by his futile, unrequited for the game of golf. When he hits the links at the absymal Dulles Woods golf course, the unexpected happens: He begins to play well. But there are more hazards on the course for Sn than just sand traps and disaffected caddies. 'Judge Sn Goes Golfing' has never seen print until now.