Your Coffin or Mine

A runaway bride. A grumpy 600-year-old vampire pretending to be human. A disaster waiting to happen.<br /><br />What could possibly be the most infuriating thing to a vampire disgusted by the internet? A twenty-six-year-old social media influencer that just ran out on her cheating ex fiancé and insists on staying in Vlad's quiet castle.<br /><br />But he needs money to repair his ancestral home, and Audrey needs a place to lick her wounds after getting her heart broken.<br /><br />He is ready to have humans invading his space. He is not, however, ready for her.<br /><br />She wants to feed him garlic, parades around in tiny shorts, and incenses him at every turn. Can he really play house with a human? Especially one he just can't seem to fight the urge to stay away from?<br /><br />The Holiday meets Dark Shadows in this grumpy sunshine romance. This is a spicy paranormal romcom featuring the grumpy/sunshine tropes.